Wednesday, February 16, 2005

SlackAss!!!!

Yeah I know I havent chimed in lately....I am soooo sure you all have missed the D.

I know everyone says ...."Got a case of the "Monday's" but I think mine is the Wednesdays...they are horrible...follow my logic:

True Mondays are the farthest away from the next day off, but at least its fresh and new week...new possiblities and new challenges..plus...you have plenty of time to plan your next liver dibilitating session TGIF Mc'O'Shaunessy Pub and Porn Palace....or wherever you spend your happy hours...

By Wednesday..the freshness of the week has worn off...you realize that the guy sitting in the cubicle next to you has every know bodily function on the fritz and is telling you about it. Your bored already of the new project that your were excited to initiate on Monday and is your new dog collar for the next six months. Your TPS reports are due and EVERYONE asks you about it...there is still two days left until payday/liberation day and you only have $10.62 left in the bank....and to top it off, you dont get any interesting mail except Pizza Cupons.

What ever happened to my dream of being independently wealthy and traveling the world!

By the way...there is a market for "Nair for Men" and I'm just the guy to invent it!

Feel the love folks....feel the love....

D'Mack


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