Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Rainy Daze

HEY THERE! HI THERE! HO THERE! (not refering to you ladies...dont worry)

So I have finally shaken off the rust that was on my mind lately. Finally inspired to come back and write some of this stuff down that I just gawk at in amazement and what makes me feel like I have a semi-normal psyche out there. I just havent found anything funny lately...lame I know....not even when I saw this woman walk face first into a glass wall at Westlake Center......wait....no.....ok yeah, that shit was funny, but I felt for her embarassment as her husband pointed and laughed. He must have been forced follow to her around while she was shopping that day and it was the only retaliation he had....needless to say....he probably didnt get laid that night.


So the B-Spears/K-Fed Express to Hell has finally derailled. And immediately she has made a 100 point jump on the DK Hot-O-Meter (bet your curious where you stand, huh?) Word is that K-Fiddy was upset and constantly complaining that Britney ran out of nipples for him to leech off since they had the second spawn. Britney was then forced with the decision of experimental nipple enhancement surgery or divorce. This dude is happy she has decided on the latter.


Next up....BIKERS! No no...not the Harley ones...Im talking about the Schwinn Schnobs and the "Ohhh Im Edgy cuz I got calf tatoo's" Bike Messangers. These pricks are on my list.....and its long and distiguished.....just like my....nevermind. So these F-holes are the ones that weave their way in and out of traffic during rush hours, jumping on the sidewalk and sending the pedestrians flayling. They go through stoplights like they're ornaments on the X-mas Tree, and run down the right sides of your car when your trying to make a right turn....then look at you like your the asshole when they almost wrap their skulls around your bumper. FOLLOW THE STREET LAWS OR GET ON THE SIDEWALKS YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!


Ok..one more thing.....have you ever sneezed with your eyes open? Happened to me last week....and it hurt alot. My eyes popped out of their sockets like Elmer Fudd checkin out Buggs when he was cross-dressing...only without the hoots or cat calls...I think my only response was "OW....SHIT!" And one of my testicles hurt for a week after too. Not sure if it was from the sneeze, or because I was masturbating to Buggs Bunny dressed as a woman at the time it happened.

HA HA HAAAAA~~~~~Comedy......

I hope you are still all my friends.



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