Monday, July 26, 2004

Mindless Dribble

Things I find strange in the World

- Pro Wrestling is the only job in the world where its in your contract to have a another guys crotch in your face

 - A college degree without any experience weighs heavier than a person with no degree and 5 years of experience

- Its ok to copy a song off a CD...but not another persons hard drive

- Women dont know what or where they want to eat untill you start to make the decision

- Two 12 packs of coke cost more than one 24 pack

- Though you are wearing a name tag and uniform...some one will still ask "Do you work here?"- No matter how many times I fall for it....candy corn still tastes like shit

- For some reason...we still fall for electing the Democrats and Republicans...just so we can bitch about them for the next 4 years, your telling me no one else has any good ideas??? Or is it they dont have enough money?

- We loan other countries money...but we have a deficit? Isnt that like bouncing checks when your account is overdrawn? How much are those overdraft fees???

Peace out Hommies...I'll be back later




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