Wednesday, September 14, 2005

This Blog is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

And so is my job!

Christ! Yet another "Re-organization" of my department is really driving me Nuckin Futz. I'm not sure if any of you that actually read this are out in the corporate world and have had to deal with this, but in 4 years, my department has been "Re-orged" 6 times! I should just go back to work in the strip clubs....at least there when something goes "Tits-Up" its a good thing.

Here's some more schtuff..



In the corporate world, this is called a "Team Building Exercise"

From 7 floors up, we call this a "Circle of Idiots"













This could be my next shopping purchase....along with a gold chain I can tow a truck with and some Adidas without laces...I might even yell "YEAAAAHHH BOYEEEE" at inappropriate times.





So I have been dieting this week...I know..I know..hard to believe with the waifish figure I currently have. But it looks like I'm going to "Do the Puyallup" this weekend, which I think is Indian for "Has Sex with Funnel Cake". For those not aware of what I am talking about, its the yearly state fair here in Western Washington. You go, you do some rides, you play Russian Roulette with the food vendors hoping to hit the one that wont give you Hepatitis, the usual.

So kids, remember what MR T. sez...."If you believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay on milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get your eight hours of drugs, you can get WORK!"




Dirty~Kash

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Westside Joe/version 2.0

Well I have made it back....

Please, please..keep the cheering down and refrain from throwing "D" cell batteries.

After a long sabaticle in the deepest, darkest jungles of West Seattle, Washington, I have come back to the world of blogging with a new twist. Well not so much a new twist, but I wanted to spice things up a bit without having to use a Habenero and a case of Tums. So here is Westside Joe v2.0, The Photoblog.

So I have heard some funny shizit lately and I thought I would share.....

''Israel will pull out of Gaza, but not before contracting Gazarrhea.'' - CONAN O'BRIEN, MAKING HIS PREDICTIONS FOR ''THE YEAR 2000,'' ON LATE NIGHT

''She doesn't want to hold hands; she wants to hold something else, and I am sure as hell gonna take her back to my bedroom and see what else she wants to hold.'' - WES, DESCRIBING THE BUILD-UP TO HIS ONE-NIGHT STAND, ON THE REAL WORLD

''I'm going to make you an offer that you're going to refuse.'' - RICHARD, TRYING TO ASK OUT LAUREN, ON BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

See picture below and enter hilarious thought here….

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And my fave....

''I can't swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after. - ''ARI (JEREMY PIVEN) TO ASSISTANT LLOYD (REX LEE), AFTER LLOYD ASKS HIM TO NEVER AGAIN MOCK HIS ETHNICITY OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION, ON ENTOURAGE

Just testing the waters...here are a few things I snapped lately while avoiding work....




Ewwww….that’s all there is to say about this one. They taste like….well….I don’t really know....but if Satan made potato chips....this is what the flavor would be.








I think this is why I am brain damaged….If I sit in the right spot, I can forsee the future...If I sit in the wrong spot, I shit myself.










Say it with me folks really slow and try not to sound perverted....."Snickerdoodle"











Whoops, sorry, daydreaming again of Charisma Carpenter delivering me a Margarita....screw the Margarita, just someone deliver me Charisma Carpenter!




And last but not least....for a return engagement....and just because I want to....

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Stryper!

And I'm out.....

Dirty~Kash

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