Westside Joe

You down wit J-O-E!!!!! Yeah you know me!!! You down wit J-O-E!!!!

Soooooooooooooooooo D'Mack....where ya been!!!

I have been harped on by my *eh hem* "fans" out there for slacking on my Blogs as of late....but I have no excuse...so tie me up and give me the spankins like I like BABY!!!!

Its been a depressing few weeks...me...without my hot tub...*sobs* ....I feel so lost in this world without it...nothing makes sense! But good news ladies....the new heater will be installed tomarrow and champagne will flow by the weekend...I can feel it!
I attended the wedding of a good friend of mine last weekend...and do you know how you always have those "memories" of events...well I certainly set one for my posse that night fo sho! My roommate...the ever so funny douchebag he is....(douchebag...term of endearment)....say at the table during the reception..."Hey Joe, Smack T***a (name has been withheld to protect the innocent) on the ass!" Well....I am a team player....and the two flasks of rum I had already consumed helped my decision making process tremendously...so...just a glance...I reached around and smacked said forth "ass" . Little did I know at the moment....that the person standing behind me wasnt T***a...but another woman whom I had never met in my life. Now....have you ever had one of those moments that seemed to last like an eternity...yeah...that was my moment of realization of what happened caused by the look of shock on the woman's face...I quickly snapped back into reality when I saw her husband making a B-line over to my general direction. After several apolgies and profuse belittling of myself...the whole scene smoothed over...yet for some reason..the laughing and snorting of air around my table didnt subside for quite some time. I did notice her winking at me later that night.....guess Daddy's got it after all...no one can resist the Daddy!

Lates Y'all
D'Mack

// posted by Dirty~Kash @ 2:06 PM