Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Weekend Update....
I caught a past episode of Saturday Night Live recently..and when I say past I mean coked up Belushi/Aykroyd era....it makes me laugh to see how the writing has evolved over the past 30 years...case in point...a pseudo Point/Counterpoint news skit on Weekend Update between Jane Curtin and Dan Akroyd. (..this may loose something in the translation...but I still think its damn funny...and its my blog...so there)
Curtin: "Dan, only a reactionary ass such as yourself could oppose full diplomatic relations with China. As President Carter said, it's a simple recognition of reality. How can we ignore eight hundred million people? But, then again, I guess it's your habit to ignore reality. You're a paranoid schizophrenic, Dan, whose politics are obviously born out of some buried infantile trauma. You hide from reality, constructing a hostile world to justify your own incapacity for love and compassion. Go ahead, Dan, live in your dark, lonely world. ..."
Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm. The issue is Taiwan. How can we expect to have the confidence of any free nation when we stab one of our most faithful allies in the back? I suppose you'd like to conduct our foreign policy the way you conduct your private life, hopping from bed to bed with anyone who can do you some good. Then what do you have? An old, dried-out scuz that no decent man would be seen with. Is that what you want for America? It's too late for you, Jane, but our country still has some dignity left, you hosebag."
Now I guess where I am trying to drive this conversation is that the current form of SNL seems to be missing the edge of this kind of humor...I know...its not PC to call someone an "ignorant slut" these days...but out of nowhere...that shit is funny.
Here are a few phone pics from the Rat City Roller Derby charity event I attended on Saturday...
My opinion....not a rough as I would have liked, but still entertaining. I wanna see some pissed off women out there lookin to take revenge on someone because their boyfriend slept with one of his band's groupies last night. The eight block bar crawl to and from the Everett Event Center was a great appetizer and capper to the night...I only drank one bar out of Goldschlager...I must be slippin...
On a happy note....after a week of anticipation...
Tonight at 8:24 was the birth of my nephew, Benjamin Joseph....a happy bundle of joy...all 10 lbs of him....I'll be off to the hospital tomarrow afternoon to hold him for the first time.
Watch out ladies, there's another Gorney on the loose....
Dirty~Kash
Curtin: "Dan, only a reactionary ass such as yourself could oppose full diplomatic relations with China. As President Carter said, it's a simple recognition of reality. How can we ignore eight hundred million people? But, then again, I guess it's your habit to ignore reality. You're a paranoid schizophrenic, Dan, whose politics are obviously born out of some buried infantile trauma. You hide from reality, constructing a hostile world to justify your own incapacity for love and compassion. Go ahead, Dan, live in your dark, lonely world. ..."
Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm. The issue is Taiwan. How can we expect to have the confidence of any free nation when we stab one of our most faithful allies in the back? I suppose you'd like to conduct our foreign policy the way you conduct your private life, hopping from bed to bed with anyone who can do you some good. Then what do you have? An old, dried-out scuz that no decent man would be seen with. Is that what you want for America? It's too late for you, Jane, but our country still has some dignity left, you hosebag."
Now I guess where I am trying to drive this conversation is that the current form of SNL seems to be missing the edge of this kind of humor...I know...its not PC to call someone an "ignorant slut" these days...but out of nowhere...that shit is funny.
Here are a few phone pics from the Rat City Roller Derby charity event I attended on Saturday...
My opinion....not a rough as I would have liked, but still entertaining. I wanna see some pissed off women out there lookin to take revenge on someone because their boyfriend slept with one of his band's groupies last night. The eight block bar crawl to and from the Everett Event Center was a great appetizer and capper to the night...I only drank one bar out of Goldschlager...I must be slippin...
On a happy note....after a week of anticipation...
Tonight at 8:24 was the birth of my nephew, Benjamin Joseph....a happy bundle of joy...all 10 lbs of him....I'll be off to the hospital tomarrow afternoon to hold him for the first time.
Watch out ladies, there's another Gorney on the loose....
Dirty~Kash
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Congrats on the new nephew,
Make sure that lil Gorney knows Whopping some ones @$$ with a plastic light saber is a RIGHT not a privilege.
Kids these days don’t get that, I blame they mama’s
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Congrats on the new nephew,
Make sure that lil Gorney knows Whopping some ones @$$ with a plastic light saber is a RIGHT not a privilege.
Kids these days don’t get that, I blame they mama’s
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