Westside Joe

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to
death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo
official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists',
lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to
the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him
down and severed his carotid artery."
The incident occured Sunday evening when the
zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions
and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

See, this is what happens when people watch David Blaine....

For his next trick, he's going to rise from the dead and uppercut the Pope....

Now we all know where he screwed up right...."The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists'...come on...we all know God is a woman....I can just picture Her up at the pearly gates snappin Her fingers and sayin "Oh No he Di-Ent" with a little 'tude.

And because if God was a man...

Football season would be year round....Brad Pitt would be fat and bald...Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie would be locked in a room for a month till one ate the other...Guys Night Out wouldn't be followed by Guilt Trip Morning...and GAS PRICES WOULDNT BE $3.20 A FRIGGIN GALLON!!!!

AND IM OUT!

DK in 2008

// posted by Dirty~Kash @ 3:51 PM